The ability to count to potato

The ability to be in fashion.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to see the past.

The power to smell whore

The power to see in black and white at will.

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!