- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform yourself into a door.

Pointless Super Powers