- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the power to misspell

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to sharpen a pen

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to die at will

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

Pointless Super Powers