The power to look TV

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to autocorrect your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The ability to pee while standing up for men

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to hear in the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to time travel to the present

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

power to breath fire but only through your nose

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to count to infinity.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to have the aim of Torres

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Power to freeze ice.

thumb_up thumb_down +176

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

thumb_up thumb_down +172

The ability to breathe out of water.

thumb_up thumb_down +156

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The power to stop existing.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!