- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

the power to be alive but only when awake

The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

The ability to count to potato

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

Pointless Super Powers