the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to see air

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!