The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to not see anything

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!