The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!