The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to become translucent

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!