The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!