the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!