The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power to remember th...

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to breathe

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to eat socks

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The power to read your own mind

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!