The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to self destruct

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!