the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to become powerless

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to jump

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to not see anything

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!