The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!