The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to fly in space

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!