- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to not be funny

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to be a virgin forever.

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

Feeling people's depression.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

Pointless Super Powers