Power to not have any power.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to be powerless

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!