the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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power to age faster

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to not be color blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!