The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!