the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to think oppositely

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!