- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to self destruct

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to see through things that are invisible.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

the power to see stuff

The power to swim on land.

Pointless Super Powers