- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

power to age faster

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to die

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to animate condiments

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

Pointless Super Powers