- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to poop standing up

The power to be missed when present.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to smell water.

The power to die at will.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

Pointless Super Powers