The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to get extra homework

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!