The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!