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the ability to solve paradoxes
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the power to get extra homework
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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting
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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.
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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..
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The power to control paprika with your mind
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The power to kill someone with a knife
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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?
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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales
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the power to turn into a piece of paper
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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...
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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground
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The power to knock yourself unconscious
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The power to be an idiot.
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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours
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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.
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The power to make it impossible to have powers
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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.
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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room
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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!
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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.
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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!