The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!