The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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the power to become demented

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to self destruct

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!