- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

the power of the succulent game

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to freeze ice

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to be attracted by bullets

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The power to read your own mind

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

Pointless Super Powers