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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller
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The power to not have a superpower
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The power to lower your own ego.
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The power to always be at half mast.
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the power to jump, but only on any surface
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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.
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The power to look TV
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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.
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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.
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The power to journey into the future of the past.
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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.
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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"
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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.
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The power to menstruate from your eyes.
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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.
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The power to think your dreams are real.
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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"
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Feeling people's depression.
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the ability to tell time without a watch
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The Power of Anti-Sex
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Aweonao
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blindness
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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!
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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!