The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!