The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to see the present

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!