- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

the power to talk to fish but not people

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

The power to fold paper seven times

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

the power to go on this website

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!