The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Aweonao

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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blindness

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!