The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Aweonao

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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blindness

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!