- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to be blind

The power to see the past.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

the power to make glass clear

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

Pointless Super Powers