The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to fly in space

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to see the present

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The power to turn into a tree.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to count to potato

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!