- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to think you love her but you don't.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to die instantly

Pointless Super Powers