The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!