the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to become powerless

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to take a crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!