- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to glow in the light

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to turn into a baby randomly

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to die whenever you want.

The power of self mind control

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The power to have a super power,

Pointless Super Powers