The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to not see anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!