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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The capability to draw penises very well

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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being black

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!