- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

being able to blow up and die

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! BOOOOOOM Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to bleed

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to see the things that are happening right

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

Pointless Super Powers