The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to not finish your

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The power to eat socks

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!