The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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ability to run very fast forever

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!