the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to become powerless

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!