The power to die when touching any form of light

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!