The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power of love

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to self destruct

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!