The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to turn food into shit

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anything Aquaman does

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power drown in water

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!