the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!