The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to see into the present

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!