- Pointless Super Powers

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to make pencils dull.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the ability to solve paradoxes

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.