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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.
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the power to find a needle in a haystack
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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.
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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video
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The power to walk 1% faster.
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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.
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Liam Brudenell
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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours
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The ability to transform in to a glass of water
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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge
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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.
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the power to enter a coma.
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The power to see water one meter behind you.
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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.
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Acid tears.
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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.
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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls
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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."
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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.
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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything
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The power of being negative all the time.
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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.
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the power to read and agree with the terms of service
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The power to open a pickle jar in one try
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!