The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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make youself dumb

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!