- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to like this post

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to be a virgin forever.

The power to not be funny

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

Pointless Super Powers