the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to pee out blue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!