The power to not exercise.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to start time.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to become demented

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!