the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Ladder hands.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power of hindsight

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!