power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to become famous on vine

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!