- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

Liam Brudenell

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The Power to bite your own ear.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

Pointless Super Powers