The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to become powerless

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to rotten food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!