The power of christ ;)

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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being black

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!