- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through windows

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to police irony

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to obey gravity

The power to never finish your sentences because

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to misspell

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

the power to see stuff

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to eat three times a day.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

Pointless Super Powers