To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the ability to die on command

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!