- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

The power to have a super power,

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to sleep through a dream.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to see into the present

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

The power to never finish your sentences because

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

Pointless Super Powers