The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to jump

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to fold paper seven times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!