- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

Power to not have any power.

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

Pointless Super Powers