Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the ability to talk to humans

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to control mealworms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!