An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!