- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to animate condiments

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

power to age faster

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to die

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

Pointless Super Powers