The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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being able to blow up and die

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to bleed

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!