- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

the power to make glass clear

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to read the terms of service.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to be powerless.

The power to see the past.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

Pointless Super Powers