- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The ability to visually contract STD's

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

A book on how to solve a paradix

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

Invisible handwriting.

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

The power to obey gravity

Pointless Super Powers