The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to never get drunk

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability to smell colors

the ability to manually control your breathing

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to be attracted by bullets

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to turn into a lamp once.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!