The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make pencils dull.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!