The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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Aweonao

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!