The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power of hindsight

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to control dairy products

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!