The power of bad luck

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to see stuff

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!