the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to type slower.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to see stuff

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!