the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!