- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to age faster

the power to animate condiments

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

Pointless Super Powers